DO YOU NEED

A SMILE TODAY ... FEBRUARY 21 2013 ....

We can always use a smile, especially this time of year, when the weather can be so depressing.

I received an e-mail from an old (not age-wise, time-wise) friend and decided I just had to share it.

THE STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

 

 

Q1 - In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle.

 

Q2 - Where was the Declaration of  Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3 - River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4 - What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

 

Q5 - What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6 - What can you never eat for breakfast?

* lunch and dinner

 

Q7 - What looks like half an apple?

* the other half

 

Q8 - If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

* it will be come wet

 

Q9 - How can a man go eight days without sleeping?

* no problem, he sleeps at night

 

Q10 - How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* you will never find an elephant that has only one hand

 

Q11 - If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

* very large hands

 

Q12 - If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

*no time at all, the wall is already built

 

Q13 - How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without  cracking it?

* any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack

 

Now my question - what grade would you have given this student?

 

You may have seen this before, but a second time around doesn't hurt.

 

Just think, only 8 more days in February, then March will either come in roaring, or come is quietly.  Either way, spring can't be too far away now.  Take care, stay warm, and God Bless.